Gestion des personnages "Evil"

Veuverouge · 2013-01-17, 15h26

The mutual of Omaha presents Wild Kingdom!

Here we have a common species of player called the power-gamer.

You can identify the power-gamer by its oversized girth, its sweaty brow from all the effort put into breathing and is quite often prone to baldness.

The power gamer's eyesight is not its greatest asset, and therefore the power-gamer often wears thick glasses you only see convicted felons wear.

You can hear the sound of a power gamer as it shifts uneasily on its chair, especially in times of great stress. They are also sentient beings capable of speech, often ill-tempered and cowardly. The emit half-assed opinions and argue the pack leader on a regular basis.

the power-gamer has a very distinctive odour of perspiration and human waste. In many cases, the power-gamer cannot properly groom itself due to excess weight and as a result cannot completely eliminate the feces from its hindquarters, hence tyhe offensive smell.

the power-gamer lair is often a secluded, poorly-lit abode with a smell and appearance matching the power-gamers'. the refuse is abundant and so its lair is often littered with the scrounge it lives by.

The power-gamer either lives alone, in a quasi same-sex relationship with another power-gamer or in their parents basement, as many power-gamers are unable to fend for themselves well after reaching sexual maturity.

The power-gamer diet consists of a variety of sodas, salted snacks, take out and fast-food restauration. The power-gamer often emits grunting noises when feeding and will aggressively defend any foodstuff in close proximity.

***

En as-tu un de même à ta table? Moi malheureusement j'en ai eu plus d'un...

SPelletier · 2013-01-17, 16h06

Citation:

Envoyé par Veuverouge

En as-tu un de même à ta table? Moi malheureusement j'en ai eu plus d'un...

Je n'ai pas "cette chance".

J'en ai un qui s'en rapproche mais i'est pas Power Gamer.
Il pu mais i'a une coupe de cheveux en overtime...
I'habite pas dans le sous-sol de sa mère...Parce que sa mère a pas de sous-sol et veut pas qu'il revienne vivre chez elle.
I'a pas de lunette mais tu sais jamais où il regarde...
Il est oversized!
Sa diète fit parfaitement avec l'exemple...
I'est désagréable Hors-Game, mais pas In-Game! Ça lui fait du bien, un personnage! éhéhé
C'est le genre que je ne laisserais pas jouer de Evil non plus.

2013-01-17, 15h26	#1
Veuverouge Comte Date d'inscription: juillet 2012 Localisation: Contrecoeur, Qc Messages: 322	Re : Gestion des personnages "Evil" The mutual of Omaha presents Wild Kingdom! Here we have a common species of player called the power-gamer. You can identify the power-gamer by its oversized girth, its sweaty brow from all the effort put into breathing and is quite often prone to baldness. The power gamer's eyesight is not its greatest asset, and therefore the power-gamer often wears thick glasses you only see convicted felons wear. You can hear the sound of a power gamer as it shifts uneasily on its chair, especially in times of great stress. They are also sentient beings capable of speech, often ill-tempered and cowardly. The emit half-assed opinions and argue the pack leader on a regular basis. the power-gamer has a very distinctive odour of perspiration and human waste. In many cases, the power-gamer cannot properly groom itself due to excess weight and as a result cannot completely eliminate the feces from its hindquarters, hence tyhe offensive smell. the power-gamer lair is often a secluded, poorly-lit abode with a smell and appearance matching the power-gamers'. the refuse is abundant and so its lair is often littered with the scrounge it lives by. The power-gamer either lives alone, in a quasi same-sex relationship with another power-gamer or in their parents basement, as many power-gamers are unable to fend for themselves well after reaching sexual maturity. The power-gamer diet consists of a variety of sodas, salted snacks, take out and fast-food restauration. The power-gamer often emits grunting noises when feeding and will aggressively defend any foodstuff in close proximity. *** En as-tu un de même à ta table? Moi malheureusement j'en ai eu plus d'un...