16 Ways to KEEP A Healthy Level of Insanity

Aristiana · 2006-04-22, 08h41

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors”

Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”

Don’t use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

When the money comes out the atm, scream “i won!, i won!”

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

Tell your children over dinner. “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

Send this to someone to make them smile. it’s called therapy...

***Fitzz*** · 2006-04-22, 11h07

LOL!

Le pire c'est que:

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Je fait ca parfois au bureau mais je leurs demandent si ils veulent un chausson.

In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors”
Sur mes chèques que j'envoyais pour payer mon prêt étudiant j'écrivais Xième paiement pour la maitresse du gérant de banque. Sur les chèques que j'envoie a ma proprio j'écris Pour location de la bicoque (ou du chalet, ou du shack)

SaurielOfTheDarkOmen · 2006-04-22, 11h36

LOL!! je l'Avais déja vu!

Mais il en manque!

Dans celui en francais y'avait des trucs comme..

Développer une peur irrationnelle des brocheuse.

Suivez votre patron et achetez le même linge que lui pour pouvoir le porter une journée après lui (Ça a plus d'effet si le patron est de sexe opposé!)

Trois mois avant une fête, dites a vos amis que vous pouvez pas y aller paske vous êtes pas dans le mood.

2006-04-22, 08h41	#1
Aristiana Dieu Date d'inscription: octobre 2002 Messages: 12 590	16 Ways to KEEP A Healthy Level of Insanity At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don’t disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors” Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.” Don’t use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. When the money comes out the atm, scream “i won!, i won!” When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives, they’re loose!!” Tell your children over dinner. “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....... Send this to someone to make them smile. it’s called therapy... __________________ Fitzz: je l'imagine saumoner un arbre qui pete des fée offusquées!!!! »º©º« Clo. »º©º«

2006-04-22, 11h07	#2
*Fitzz* Administrateur Administrateur Date d'inscription: juin 2005 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 97 578	Re: 16 Ways to KEEP A Healthy Level of Insanity LOL! Le pire c'est que: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Je fait ca parfois au bureau mais je leurs demandent si ils veulent un chausson. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors” Sur mes chèques que j'envoyais pour payer mon prêt étudiant j'écrivais Xième paiement pour la maitresse du gérant de banque. Sur les chèques que j'envoie a ma proprio j'écris Pour location de la bicoque (ou du chalet, ou du shack) __________________ FITZZ Administrateur du forum et Créateur des mondes de Belam, Galaxia et Zeos Question, suggestions, commentaires --------------------------------------------------------- Fitzz, réveil! Fitzz: (~_~ ) (-_-) (o_-) (-_o) (>_<) (o_O) (O_O)

2006-04-22, 11h36	#3
SaurielOfTheDarkOmen Dieu mineur Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: Montreal, qc Messages: 9 945	Re : 16 Ways to KEEP A Healthy Level of Insanity LOL!! je l'Avais déja vu! Mais il en manque! Dans celui en francais y'avait des trucs comme.. Développer une peur irrationnelle des brocheuse. Suivez votre patron et achetez le même linge que lui pour pouvoir le porter une journée après lui (Ça a plus d'effet si le patron est de sexe opposé!) Trois mois avant une fête, dites a vos amis que vous pouvez pas y aller paske vous êtes pas dans le mood.