Vacation at jerusalem

SaurielOfTheDarkOmen · 2005-12-21, 13h10

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the
Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only $150 ? "

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

2005-12-21, 13h10	#1
SaurielOfTheDarkOmen Dieu mineur Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: Montreal, qc Messages: 9 945	Vacation at jerusalem A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150 ? " The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."