Un vrai gentelman

Peacemaker · 2005-10-28, 12h09

A waiter delivered a bottle of fine Merlot to a beautiful woman and said, "This is from the gentleman at the bar." She regarded the wine and the man for a moment, and then sent back a written reply. The gentleman read it. "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in the garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." He read the note, and then composed one of his own. She read, "For your information, I have a Ferrari, a BMW, a Mercedes and a Porsche in my garage and twenty million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Send back the wine!"

2005-10-28, 12h09	#1
Peacemaker Mécène Date d'inscription: septembre 2005 Localisation: Montreal Messages: 99	Un vrai gentelman A waiter delivered a bottle of fine Merlot to a beautiful woman and said, "This is from the gentleman at the bar." She regarded the wine and the man for a moment, and then sent back a written reply. The gentleman read it. "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in the garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." He read the note, and then composed one of his own. She read, "For your information, I have a Ferrari, a BMW, a Mercedes and a Porsche in my garage and twenty million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Send back the wine!"