Une mordée?

[Shadowhal]

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with what he believes are the perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Excuse me, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.

"Listen mister, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again: "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?"

She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm $10,000, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there"

So they went to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them,....but not biting.

After a while the woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much."