MEN????

Aristiana · 2004-07-30, 10h55

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3 WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...... it never happened)

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Clo.

Jaerofthelake · 2004-07-30, 12h02

:lol :lol :lol :lol

The loremaster

Kaladhan · 2004-09-03, 10h29

J'avoue que c'est un juste retour des choses.

Selon la Torah (passage qui a été enlevé dans la bible), il y a eut 2 versions de femmes.

2004-07-30, 10h55	#1
Aristiana Dieu Date d'inscription: octobre 2002 Messages: 12 590	MEN???? 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? (they don't have enough time) 3 WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know...... it never happened) C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Clo.

2004-07-30, 12h02	#2
Jaerofthelake Dieu mineur Date d'inscription: octobre 2002 Localisation: here Messages: 8 724	Re: MEN???? :lol :lol :lol :lol The loremaster

2004-09-03, 10h29	#3
Kaladhan Aventurier Date d'inscription: août 2004 Messages: 228	Re: MEN???? J'avoue que c'est un juste retour des choses. Selon la Torah (passage qui a été enlevé dans la bible), il y a eut 2 versions de femmes.