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![]() Date d'inscription: octobre 2002
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Re : Tu sais que tu vis en 2007 quand...
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Fitzz: je l'imagine saumoner un arbre qui pete des fée offusquées!!!! »º©º« Clo. »º©º« ![]() |
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Date d'inscription: avril 2002
Localisation: Montréal
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Re : Tu sais que tu vis en 2007 quand...
Pouaaaaaaaaaa!!!
«Personal individual testing of rectal thermometers is too labor-intensive and time-consuming a process for such an inexpensive product, nor would it satisfactorily ensure accuracy because the body temperatures of the "testers" would be too variable (and the manufacturer would have to employ a whole lot of very sick people to test their thermometers across the high and low extremes of human body temperature). Aside from that, there are probably at least a few health regulations that prohibit the resale of items which have previously been inserted into someone's rectum»
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