Republican National Convention Schedule

***Shadowhal*** · 2004-09-01, 18h18

Republican National Convention Schedule

New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

Shadowhal

Aristiana · 2004-09-01, 18h59

Mouahahah!

Clo.

Kaladhan · 2004-09-03, 10h26

Avez vous entendu le discours de Zell Miller? C'était vraiment scandaleux!!

J'aimerais vous annoncer en primeur ma prédiction électorale: Bush va gagner (à mon grand déplaisir).

C'est quoi l'idée des démocrates de nominer un poteau sans charisme qui n'a aucune chance?

2004-09-01, 18h59	#2
Aristiana Dieu Date d'inscription: octobre 2002 Messages: 12 590	Re: Republican National Convention Schedule Mouahahah! Clo.

2004-09-03, 10h26	#3
Kaladhan Aventurier Date d'inscription: août 2004 Messages: 228	Re: Republican National Convention Schedule Avez vous entendu le discours de Zell Miller? C'était vraiment scandaleux!! J'aimerais vous annoncer en primeur ma prédiction électorale: Bush va gagner (à mon grand déplaisir). C'est quoi l'idée des démocrates de nominer un poteau sans charisme qui n'a aucune chance?