Une bonne et heureuse annee a tous

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Bonne et heureuse année à tous ...

[Mijan]

Je souhaite, à tous les membres de cette communauté, une joyeuse année 2007.

Je profite aussi de cette occasion pour vous transmettre les voeux de nouvelle année de la part de mon avocat. (désolé, il est anglophone!)

- "Non! Je ne répondrai pas aux questions, même si je suis en présence de mon avocat."

Mijan


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Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice (in the northern hemisphere) or summer solstice (in the southern hemisphere) holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.

* This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes.

* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding on certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

* The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
* Any references in the greeting to "the Lord",. "Father Christmas"., "Wise Men", "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

Me John Parrano
Lawyer

[Fitzz]

Muhahahaha....

celebration of the winter solstice (in the northern hemisphere) or summer solstice (in the southern hemisphere) holiday

Bon je me sens offensé!

Dans mon système de valeur la terre est un disque plat supporté par quatre éléphant eux même reposant sur des tortues qui eux ben.... flotte dans les aires. Comme TOUT les astres tourne autour de la terre il n'y a pas de solstice....

Fitzz


PS: .... J'ai mentionné que les éléphants portait un tutu?

[Fitzz]

Quelqu'un a apporté a mon attention que j'avais commis un acte hérétique en disant que les éléphants reposait sur des tortues.... alors que tout le monde sait que c'est une seule tortue comme le prouve cette photo de la nasa (Exhibit C).



Ne tenez pas compte de l'exhibit A et B on voit bien que les Incas et les grecs en fumait du bon!

Tout comme les chrétiens d'ailleurs qui pensait que la terre reposait sur des pilones.