The Penis wants a Raise

[SaurielOfTheDarkOmen]

Funny Joke - The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
_______________________________

Dear Penis,


After assessing your request, and considering the

arguments you have raised, the management denies your

request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
period.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.

8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.

11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.


Sincerely, The Management