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2005-05-10, 12h44
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Date d'inscription: avril 2002
Localisation: Montréal
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Le pape au paradis
The pope arrives in heaven, where st Peter awaites him. St peter asks to the pope who he is.
The pope : I am the pope. St Peter : Who ? There's no such name in my book? The pope : I am the representative off God on Earth. St Peter : Does God has a representative ? He didn't told me... The pope : but I am the leader off the Catholic Church... St Peter : The Catholic church... Never heard of it... St Peter : Wait, I'll check with the boss St Peter goes away trough heavens gate to talk with God. St Peter : There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth. God : I don't have a representative on earth, not that i know off... Wait, I'll ask Jesus ( Take his intercom and yells for Jesus) Jesus : Yes father, what's up.... God and St Peter explain the situation.... Jesus : Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow. Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St Peter asks To Jesus why he's laughing... Jesus : remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago.... It still exists!!!
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They're holding Petty Officer Dobbs' body for you at the Dover morgue. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't get it, I thought he died in combat. Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I need you to take a look, Ducky. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What do you expect me to find? Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nothing. I just need to buy more time. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Oh, Jethro, I can spend forever finding nothing. "Once you go cat, you never go back!" - Iuk Rhoma |
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