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Vieux 2004-09-10, 14h39   #1
Aristiana
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Date d'inscription: octobre 2002
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Olympic mis-speaks

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."


5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."


9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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