Subject: Women Drivers!

[SaurielOfTheDarkOmen]

Subject: Women Drivers!


Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my
left and there was a
woman

in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut
out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers !

Sauriel le corrupteur