Coming out
Morris, a 38 year old gay man, finally deciding he could no
longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to
their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking
dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh,
and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you.... I'm gay."
His elderly mother made no reply or gave any response, and
Morris was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him,
when she turned away from from the pot she was stirring and
said calmly, "You're gay ? Isn't that when you put other
men's business in your mouth ?"
Morris said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Momma, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly
whirled around, whacked him over the head with her wooden
spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking
again!"
Sauriel le corrupteur
