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2007-08-24, 20h16 | #1 |
Dieu mineur
Date d'inscription: novembre 2002
Localisation: Montreal, qc
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Catholic Girl!!
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend Sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her Rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the backside. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back Asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after She had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that Damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted........... |
2007-08-24, 21h11 | #2 |
Administrateur
Administrateur
Date d'inscription: avril 2002
Localisation: Montréal
Messages: 7 424
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Re : Catholic Girl!!
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They're holding Petty Officer Dobbs' body for you at the Dover morgue. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't get it, I thought he died in combat. Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I need you to take a look, Ducky. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What do you expect me to find? Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nothing. I just need to buy more time. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Oh, Jethro, I can spend forever finding nothing. "Once you go cat, you never go back!" - Iuk Rhoma |
2007-08-25, 00h12 | #3 |
Dieu
Date d'inscription: octobre 2002
Messages: 12 590
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Re : Catholic Girl!!
Trop drole!
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Fitzz: je l'imagine saumoner un arbre qui pete des fée offusquées!!!! »º©º« Clo. »º©º« |
2007-08-30, 09h07 | #4 |
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Date d'inscription: juillet 2007
Localisation: Montreal
Messages: 2 486
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Re : Catholic Girl!!
Pauvre Adam.....
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