when you can't fight your temptation....
 

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a
powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it
any longer, he sought professional help.

After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and
do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became
alarmed and wanted to know what happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his
tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to
explain that today he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately
fired from his job.

Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle
slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."


The loremaster

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